I guess I can mark my own post as the solution (even though Windows was sacrificed), but it's not fair on all the good responses I got here. Thank you everyone for your friendly responses.
PS. I tested the touchpad last night. It's definitely dead. I am not sure how this happened. If I'm feeling adventurous I might open the laptop up to see if something got disconnected, but I have a tendency to break things more than I fix them, so I am leaving things alone for now. I have a working computer so that's good for me. Thanks again everyone.